Saturday, August 29, 2015

1.41 The Loner Family of Strangetown

1 Bedroom Starter Home

Ajay Loner - 23 days til elder - Fortune - Head of SCIA - Music & Dance

Ajay:  I've just moved in and I'm not really ready to entertain.  But, um, thank you for stopping by.

Lola Curious-Smith:  No problem.  We'll all just hang out here for  awhile.

Trisha Traveller:  I'm sorry Ajay but I'm a married woman.  I can't be kissing strange men I just met.  No offense.

Ajay: .....

Lola:  Did he really think a stranger would kiss him?

Lola:  Oh.  Well maybe her.  But I really doubt she counts.

Ajay:  You want me to go OUT?  Oh I don't know.

Ajay:  I can't believe I let her talk me into this.

Ajay:  What's wrong with the world?  Where old guys get the babes and us younger guys play chess alone?

Ajay:  Play it like you own it.

Ajay:  Ah, guys, I've reached my socializing limits for today.  I'm going to go home...alone.

Green shirt girls:  Awwww.

Ajay:  Trisha, don't you think this is a little...crazy.  I just wanted to talk to you.

Trisha:  A woman has to protect herself from strange men.

Ajay:  But I thought we were friends.

Trisha:  Almost...but, now I'm reconsidering.  You may just be trying to steal my virtue.

Tatiana:  It's doubtful she has any virtue left.

Ajay:  Thanks for coming over Bella.  Oh, you don't think I'm just some strange weird man do you?

Bella:  No, of course not.  So, we going to do this or not?

Ajay:  My first time.

Bella:  I never would have guessed.

Mitch Indie:  Yes, I'm showing up constantly in hopes of finding a wife.  So sue me.

Kevin Beare:  Don't say that to him.  He's a fortune sim.  He just might.

Ajay:  Really?  You don't even know me.

Ajay:  Go OUT?  Oh I don't think I can.  Why?  Um....guest?  Yes, I have guests.  It would be rude.

Oberon:  Really?  More rude than greeting us and never speaking to us again?

Ajay:  I can't believe how dirty these people left my house.  What is that in my sink?

Ajay:  Hello friend.  So nice to see you again.

Herbert:  Thank you.  My wife and I walked all the way from Downtown just to visit you.

Ajay:  Oh, you shouldn't have.

Herbert:  True.  I think we may take a taxi home.

Ajay:  So glad these people know how to entertain themselves.

Ajay:  I love going to work.

Driver:  You have a problem.  You should seek help.

Ajay:  Where are all you people coming from?  Every day there are more of you.

Townie:  How dare he greet us and then ignore us?  Oh wait, booze.  Na, I'm good.

Ajay:  It's not hiding.  It's not.  I need this knowledge for my next promotion.

Ajay:  I find this relaxing.  I have to do something on my day off.

Ajay:  Why did I come here again?  Couldn't I have just taken a nap?

Ajay:  What?  You want to talk?  Really?  Do you not realize that I'm not much of a talker?  That's not rude.  It's accurate.

Ajay:  I just noticed.  You're an alien.

Lola:  Yes.  Half alien.  My other dad was a Curious.  Thanks for noticing the obvious.

Ajay:  You're welcome.

Ajay:  Hello old man.  Can I ask how you get all the babes?  I may someday want one myself.

Ajay:  Why do people keep thinking I'm rude?  I was a simple question.

Ajay:  Wait.  What's happening?

Ajay:  Why did I have to have a career that called for logic skill?

Ajay:  Why did I have to start yearning to know more about science?

Ajay:  Why couldn't I have had nice safe wants?

Ajay:  Why?  Why? Why?

Ajay:  What just happened?

Ajay:  I don't think I'm going to be alone much longer.




Poor Ajay.  I swear I've never played him before when he was so awkward.  He hasn't found a three bolt girl.  He didn't really roll any social wants at all.  He got started doing logic for work and just kept rolling up the wants for it.  The last night he had the want to get another logic skill and to max his science hobby.  Poor guy.  I think alien abduction may have been the only way he could have reproduced anyway.  He just isn't hitting it off with anyone.

It was a bit boring to play.  I've always paired him with Lola but they aren't connecting this time out.  When I left him on his own he would either go play music or cut his bushes.  But, yeah, green baby.  Generation two is going to have a lot of green.

Next up we're playing the final Capp house.  See ya soon.

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

1.40 The Jacquet Family of Bluewater Village

Denise Jacquet - 54 days old - Fortune - 6 pets reach top of career - Science

Gilbert Jacquet - 15 days til elder - Romance - Hall of Famer - Arts & Crafts

Denise:  Oh Gilbert, I'm not upset that you sold your father's business.  After all, now I can afford to buy a few dogs and work towards my own dreams.

Gilbert:  What?

Denise:  Hello little Abbey.  I've already made the call and soon you'll have a sister named Lulu.

Heather Huffington:  Dogs are scary.

Gilbert:  I know just how to relax you Heather.

Heather:  <giggles>

Denise:  No Abbey.  I just bought that.  Besides, chewing marble is bad for your teeth.

Lulu:  Fight!  FIGHT!  Get that wolf Abbey.

Lulu:  What a wuss.  

DJ Verse:  Don't bother player.  I don't swing that way.

Gilbert:  Good to know.

Gilbert:  Wow.  What a night.

Chloe:  I could make it better.

Gilbert:  About your earlier comments...

Chloe:  You are such fun Gilbert.

Gilbert:  Why thank you.

Denise:  So, that Heather seemed nice.  I don't suppose I'll be seeing more of her will I?

Gilbert:  Mom!  I thought we'd agreed to never discuss my love life.

Denise:  That was before.  Back when you were young and I was under the impression that you would eventually settle down.  Will you ever settle down Gilbert?  In my lifetime perhaps?

Gilbert:  No mom.  It's not likely.

Denise:  You look like a cave woman in that outfit.  Well, if cave women were plants.

Gilbert:  MOM!

Denise:  Isn't she lovely.  This is Cleo.  She's going to take Abbey's place.  Poor baby still hasn't found her way home.

Denise:  Yet another woman that my son won't marry.  You know I have nothing against green grandchildren.

Gilbert:  MOM!

Alexander Goth:  I can't believe they just did that.

Gilbert:  Oh baby.  That was so good I'm seeing double.

- - -

Gilbert:  Chloe, I think I love you.  But don't worry, I won't do anything crazy like ask you to marry me.  No matter how much my mother wants me to.

Chloe:  Thanks.  I appreciate it.

Gilbert:  Thanks so much for bringing the mutt back.  You've made my mom very happy.

Denise:  Oh my little Abbey.  I'm so glad you're home.

- another reason to hate sim pets -

Denise:  Oh Lulu.  You are such a good girl.

Lulu:  Yeah.  I know.

Miranda Capp:  Oh Gilbert.  That was so wonderful.

Gilbert:  Yeah.  I've hit my stride now.

Jessie Pilferson:  Don't mind me.  I just stopped by for a snack.

Denise:  Why did I buy you those expensive pet beds when you both refuse to use them?

Denise:  So Johnny, are you gay?  I've really become attached to the idea of green grandbabies.

Gilbert:  MOM!!!  I'M NOT GAY!!!

Denise:  Oh.  Well, never mind then.

Townie:  Why did I set him up?  I wanted him.

Jane Stacks:  I can't believe I just did that.  Did him.  What got into me?

Gilbert:  Besides me?

Jane:  I've got to go.  Bye.

Gilbert:  Finally we're all alone.

Gilbert:  Chloe, I love how you say hello.

Gilbert:  <whistles> Pretending not to notice.

Denise:  This isn't how I thought my golden years would be.  Maybe Lulu will give me grandbabies.

Gilbert:  Must get fit.  Must fight the aging process.  Must be able to keep Chloe's undivided attention.

Denise:  I swear the women in this neighborhood treat my baby boy like some dessert to be devoured and then discarded.

Jessie:  But to be honest Mrs. Jacquet, Gilbert seems to prefer it that way.

Gilbert:  Hello rich passerby.  Welcome to my humble abode.

Armand:  Should I run?

Miranda:  Oh Gilbert.  I just couldn't stay away.

Gilbert:  I understand.

Gilbert:  Stop by anytime.  I'm always in need of a pick-me-up.

Gilbert:  Women are like putty in my hands.

Gilbert:  Yet another woman loves me.  How will they all survive without having me as their very own?

- genius dogs are stupid -

Denise:  So we'll just find you a nice young fellow.  Then you can give me cute little grandbabies.

Lulu:  The human seems to have lost her mind.  But she keeps me fed and bathes me regularly so I shall stay for now.  But I refuse to have a litter for her.  The other idiots would probably try to eat them.


career happenings:


For the record, I am feeling better.  Unfortunately I wasn't when I played this.  Sorry.

I let Denise adopt dogs.  I hate sim pets.  So annoying.  Abbey made me scream.  So  VERY annoying that dog.  Each day Denise had two unmoving wants: Abbey & Cleo get promotions.  Of course that didn't happen.  Stupid dogs.  I did buy a few wants.  Two of them were expensive statues that the dogs CHEWED UP.  Errr.  No Denise didn't really have any wants for grandkids.  I just threw that in.  I think this may be one family that will completely die out in generation one.  Sad.

Gilbert is a romancing fool.  He did manage to find his dream job so there's that.  He rolled up a lot of wants for dates.  That's why his percentage was so hi.  He's blond because his eyebrows were so I figured that was his true hair color.  I always make him blond in my game.

Sorry if this update was subpar.  I feel it was.  Sorry.  Wait...I feel like I'm repeating myself.  Yeah I probably am.  My heads starting to feel loopy.  I think the pain meds have kicked in which is good because my mouth was really starting to hurt.  Anyway, I'm off to find the couch.  Yeah reclining couches!   Thanks for reading my nonsense and happy simming.